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I'm endlessly impressed by whoever does merchandising for . The Hereditary Gingerbread Tree House might top the Green Knight .

Other people's conversations about made me nostalgic for the Bad Guide classification system:
1. About Goats
2. Not About Goats
3. Partly About Goats
Belated RIP to AJP Crown. abadguide.wordpress.com/

Me: I don't remember which one was supposed to be happy and which one was supposed to be sad.
He: After a certain point it's all just anguish. Nuthin' you can do.

My neighbour called round to see if I had any Blu-Tack in the house. He said he had a picture of a magnificent leopard and he wanted to put it up on his cupboard. He asked me whether I’d ever heard a cheetah purr. I said no. He had though, on the radio in Canada.

The butcher is recommending a cut of pork loin to the thin lipped elderly woman with the big black canvas shopping bag and frown. He waves a large knife over it in the display counter, “That’ll be lovely, tender as a woman’s heart!” he says. “I’ll have the sausages” says the woman.

Have recently come into possession of the opera glasses my grandmother brought with her from Vienna. Unlikely I'll be going to the opera anytime soon, but I am feeling a strange impulse to spy on the neighbors and write withering comments about them in my nonexistent journal. Imagining early 20th-century Viennese Nextdoor: schrecklich, but also köstlich

Call them toots, tweets, posts, whatever, from me they can hardly be anything but blurts

myna.social

Basic models of flocking behavior are controlled by three simple rules: 1) separation: avoid crowding neighbours (short range repulsion); 2) alignment: steer towards average heading of neighbors; 3) cohesion: steer towards average position of neighbors (long range attraction). With these three simple rules, the flock moves in an extremely realistic way.