nicole

I feel slightly dumber for having read this.

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nicole

@h5e she is _so_ diva that her crown barely fits her swollen head.

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nicole

@h5e she has put holes in two house guests’ slacks with her pointy little teeth this week. 🥲

She barks and drools when guests arrive (threat! intruders! psychopaths!), and barks and drools when guests leave (abandonment! despair! party over!). In between, she bites if guests stand up, wave their arms, or eat without making an offering. 🥹

It must be hard perpetually being a toddler in need of a nap.

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nicole

In no way is she a good dog, but I still love her visits.

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nicole

@bassrock kinda??

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nicole

I have a birthday visitor today!!

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Danielle Foré

Happy pride to anyone else who before they came out was like, “Oh I’m just a really good ally. I really care about those gays and their rights. It just makes me so mad how they aren’t treated equally. I’m just really viscerally empathetic”

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Basic models of flocking behavior are controlled by three simple rules: 1) separation: avoid crowding neighbours (short range repulsion); 2) alignment: steer towards average heading of neighbors; 3) cohesion: steer towards average position of neighbors (long range attraction). With these three simple rules, the flock moves in an extremely realistic way.

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