@nicole she is the (almost) bestest!!! Chibiii! 😍
@h5e she has put holes in two house guests’ slacks with her pointy little teeth this week. 🥲
She barks and drools when guests arrive (threat! intruders! psychopaths!), and barks and drools when guests leave (abandonment! despair! party over!). In between, she bites if guests stand up, wave their arms, or eat without making an offering. 🥹
It must be hard perpetually being a toddler in need of a nap.