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@sifutweety @zunguzungu It's been illegal since the Peace of Westphalia to put kids in a theorbo

A gratifyingly reliable baby-calmer is to play mandolin for them. It works amazingly well! They also like it when I put the mandolin where they can touch it and feel the vibrations.

I was googling for a pic of the Antikythera mechanism and it came out of my brain as "Ankylotheria device," which you don't need to try yourself because it's a big nada. No corroded gears, no crooked beasts! Pleistocene on the brain I guess.

reddit.com/r/pleistocene/comme

Popping back on to say that ignoring the news and reading Vallejo is worth it (trans. Eshleman & Barcia):

"Smashomancy", or, a divination system designed to tell your fortune by looking the cracks in your smartphone's screen

#6 in my Linkfest here: medium.com/@clivethompson/urba

The subtitle of "Mind and World" should have been "John McDowell Unplugged in Oxford".

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RT @holdengraber@twitter.com

“If you plan to drown your problems in alcohol, keep in mind that some problems know how to swim perfectly.”
~ Robert Musil
Born on this day, in 1880

thanks to @poetry_weekend@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/holdengraber/statu

@mjohnharrison I'm thinking of Julien Sorel keeping a picture of Napoleon under his mattress. Adult Henri Beyle wouldn't do that. But I can't believe even of a complete egotist that he could just replace a picture of Napoleon with a picture of himself.

My partner and I started calling Elon Musk “Melon Muskmelon" and tbh this is self care

To tie it all together, I also haven't found any discussion anywhere of The Story of the Stone as a trans novel, which is bizarre to me and must mean a) I'm being too forward with my labels; b) East Asian studies/Redology is in a certain place; c) I'm still bad at searching JSTOR; d) any or all.

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It's a bit like Jane Austen in that material underpinnings are acknowledged but offstage - but also, instead of just sitting around owning land and collecting interest on bonds, the Jia patriarchs periodically get saddled with a ton of administrative work. This is a great opportunity for graft but no life of leisure.

tl;dr Infrastructure disasters matter to Bao-yu because they keep Bao-yu's dad out of the house for months on end, making proper space for poetry contests with girls in the garden.

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adjacent?: yesterday I told a couple people how my day job now feels like staffing the dying Austro-Hungarian bureaucracy, and then thought about the bizarre role of the giant corrupt imperial bureaucracy in Dream of the Red Chamber/Story of the Stone. Which I love so much.

I keep doing things for the last time with my current face. Last night I took it over to the Zen center for a final stint as Monday night monitor, then folded it up like a rakusu and put it aside.

Started pre-op probiotics this morning. The blueberry flavor is like eighties yogurt and the bacterial content makes me think of the sake fermented from shrine maidens' saliva.

@zunguzungu I think we flubbed our window for that, consistent with us generally being bad at systems and now having an eleven-year-old as head of household. Sleep after deprivation is so magical, enjoy!

Mastodon as a clear gateway drug to Emacs use.

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Basic models of flocking behavior are controlled by three simple rules: 1) separation: avoid crowding neighbours (short range repulsion); 2) alignment: steer towards average heading of neighbors; 3) cohesion: steer towards average position of neighbors (long range attraction). With these three simple rules, the flock moves in an extremely realistic way.