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jessica by the bay

I hate the framing of breast implants as “fake” or opposed to “natural” boobs. I want positive words for both. I’m going with boobs that are “homegrown” or “modern marvels.”

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M John Harrison 🐀

problerms, problerms
problerms all day long
will my problerms turn out right or rong

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Dave Russell 🇺🇦🏴‍☠️🖖✌️🤘
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@DavidBFox Stunning🤩

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@nerdybutcute Yuuuuuuuuuuuuu—p.

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Sigh. Someone has high expectations for me today.

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@h5e oh, very much same. Did you also avoid gendering yourself in conversation? (I always felt like that was my longest-running tell).

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curious ordinary

...can you possibly avoid this horrifying situation? Be sure to have some cucumbers ready if you meet a kappa as it's their favourite treat and can distract them long enough to allow you to escape. Alternatively, a deep bow should do the trick. Out of politeness, kappa will bow in return and the water will run out of the bowl-like dip on their heads, causing them to lose their energy and collapse.
I've also got more info and art here:
curiousordinary.com/2021/05/ka
🎨2. Hokusai
3. Shigeru Mizuki
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@h5e Pupate away!! 👐 ✨🦋

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@h5e in so many ways, transitioning can feel like learning a new trade. It’s like you’re becoming a stage magician, with all the study, equipment, and energy that it requires. Illusions and banter, illusions and banter. Only, with time, the magic becomes real, and you come out the other side as m***** f******* sorceress—which is just so much cooler. 💃

(And you get to keep all the rabbits you pulled from the hat too)

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@h5e Excite!

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TheJen

Finished my book.

They all died.

It's Russian history, whaddya want?

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cain

scope creep is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my desire to replace my if-else block with an event system. i will permit it to pass over me and through me

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@tillybridges 😳 Whoah. This is an incredible act of public good. What a collection! What work!

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🙌 - [ please, take! ]

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@chrmi @rooster Not sure we even need an adjective. 🥺 But also: yes, absolutely, this. 🥲

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jessica by the bay

Cute trans girls telling other cute trans girls that they’re cute but not believing that they are too

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Black Intellect

Arizona’s New Governor Katie Hobbs Issued LGBTQ+ Protections on Her First Day in Office 

them.us/story/katie-hobbs-ariz

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#AZpolitics
#LGBTQmastodon
#BlackMastodon

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#GenderEuphoria 

Every morning, I roll out of bed, and look in the mirror.

Increasingly, I see a middle-aged woman looking back at me.

I couldn’t be happier about that if I tried. 🥰

Miss Puffy Eyes with Your Brow Furrows, Smile Lines, and Hair in Total Disarray, … I‘m so happy to see you today. Let’s crack some eggs and make some coffee. 😘

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My hobby is going to expensive restaurants, ordering their popovers, and leaving them leaving a note with the bill, just to let them know that if they warm the milk before they mix in the rest of the ingredients, it might actually work.

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myrmepropagandist

Confession time:

I was a free speeches absolutist teen. I think many young people latch on to this, but I couldn't conceive of anyone doing anything that would protect me-- had a lot of experience being shut down & told to be quiet.

That's kind of where my heart has always been. Even on twitter I hardly ever blocked anyone. Ever. But, part of growing up is recognizing it's just not practical or reasonable.

I'm a reluctant fan of moderation and I came here kicking and screaming. 🧵

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Basic models of flocking behavior are controlled by three simple rules: 1) separation: avoid crowding neighbours (short range repulsion); 2) alignment: steer towards average heading of neighbors; 3) cohesion: steer towards average position of neighbors (long range attraction). With these three simple rules, the flock moves in an extremely realistic way.

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