More public events need to have wrestling style intros.
Giant screen. Flashing lights. Loud music. Pyrotechnics. The works.
Bonus points if someone can do a Jim Ross imitation.
“Assistant principal Jones is out sick. Who is going to do the morning announcements?”
*pause* *lights go out* *pause*
*rock music plays loudly* *giant led screen comes to life*
“That’s Ms Zhang’s music! That’s Ms Zhang’s music! Bah gawd! What’s the language arts teacher doing here?”
*Middle school teacher steps out and and surveys the school assembly*
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“Hello Benedict Arnold Middle School! Today is Thursday, March 14th, and these are your morning announcements…”
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@jonathankoren even contextless, I’m here for the intercom dramatics. 🍿🫢
@nicole I swear. Vince McMahon is a piece of shit, and the org exploits the wrestlers, but god damn do they know how to put on a show. Seriously, the pageantry of the WWF[*] is second to none.
[*] I refuse to call it the WWE. That endangered panda from the World Wildlife Foundation should get eaten alive by rabid weasels, as far as I’m concerned.