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Pass the popcorn, folks.

Ron DeSantis hasn't even declared for President yet, but the gloves are already off after Trump shared a meme accusing DeSantis of being a groomer. You can see it here: secondnexus.com/donald-trump-m

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The surface of every Chinese Juniper is a history of hair tugs.

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My greatest hope for the Barbie movie is that when the romance heats up and sex seems imminent two giant hands appear onscreen to lift up the fully clothed actors and shmoosh them together a few times

I sure know how to pick the easy path in all things. 😝

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periodic reminder that instead of advocating for trans people to have the right to self-ID their gender on gov't docs, we can and should advocate for the removal of gender from gov't docs

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society: damn misinfo at scale is getting a bit out of hand lately. seems like a problem.

tech guys: i have invented a machine that generates misinformation. is that helpful?

#transselfie #pastels #eyecontact #mondaymorning #nocoffee #whatismakeupanywaybutamiserablepileofsecrets 

I hesitated because of the differing tints of yellow, but I think it all worked out.

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The problem with rockstar developers is that a high performing team is an orchestra and rockstars don’t play well in orchestras.

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🕯️ tarot is silly. magic isn’t real.

💡tarot is a stochastic tool for communicating with your subconscious

☀️ tarot is a window into the invisible world and should not be taken lightly

🌌 my deck is mad at me for shuffling it wrong

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When George Hayward was as Facebook data-scientist, his bosses ordered him to run a #NegativeTest, updating Messenger to deliberately drain users' batteries, in order to determine how power-hungry various parts of the apps were. Hayward refused, and FB fired him, and he sued:

nypost.com/2023/01/28/facebook

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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

pluralistic.net/2023/02/05/bat

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I not only need more shelves for books, but also more shelves for adorable little dioramas like this.

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People worry a lot about losing knowledge — about "burned-down libraries".

Comparatively few people seem to worry about what happens if you take a billion books full of auto-generated, often-untrue junk text and *add* them all to the library.

In theory, nothing is lost. In reality, everything is lost, because nothing useful can now be found.

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Warm regards to Hypatia and to all the keepers of books from Ancient Egypt to this present moment.
If you live in a state where books are being banned, the Brooklyn Public Library offers a free eCard nationwide to those aged 13 to 21 to access their entire digital catalog for one year in an effort to combat this horrendous act.

bklynlibrary.org/media/press/b
#bookstodon

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i mean the thing is if you just looked at "this person is head of {x} company and {x} company has done this impressive thing," i get how maybe - maybe - you might attribute that to the person

(though i still think this requires unforgivable naivete about how capitalism works)

but every time - and not just recently - Musk opened his mouth, he said something OBVIOUSLY ridiculous that betrayed he was a fantasist not a technologist

he NEVER had coherent proposals, just wild ideas. BAD, wild ideas

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Man if only there were some kind of popular song about people overreacting to balloons and interpreting them as military action in need of response. Maybe in german

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All tech people should be forced to test their fancy new software on 5-year-old hardware with a rural internet connection.

Okay. It’s time. I’m finally ready to watch .

I can do this.

Neelix won’t actually eat me.

The Kazon don’t actually look ridiculous (actually, yes, they do).

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Q: What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?

A:
ipconfig /renew

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Basic models of flocking behavior are controlled by three simple rules: 1) separation: avoid crowding neighbours (short range repulsion); 2) alignment: steer towards average heading of neighbors; 3) cohesion: steer towards average position of neighbors (long range attraction). With these three simple rules, the flock moves in an extremely realistic way.